This announcement makes me HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!

Duck Dynasty

For those of you that don’t know what Duck Dynasty is:
A) We can no longer be friends. ;) (but not really)
B) For the love of everything good, give it a whirl…Please.

This show has become THE #1 show for the A&E network!
And for good reason!
It is full of family, values, laughter, frog catching, duck calls, silliness, sweet tea & Jase (swoon).
…and that doesn’t even BEGIN to cover it.

I personally? …I personally watch it for the flowing beards. shhhh.
I <3 beautiful flowing beards.

Pop! Television: Duck Dynasty

They’re Perfect!

Available AUGUST 22ND!

Duck Dynasty Wacky Wobblers

How could we NOT make these talking?
I mean really.

Quotes Below.

Willie Says:
“Let me tell you about redneck logic…Just blow it up! He’s gonna be so enamored with the fire, whoo, he’ll forget all about what he’s losing.”
“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family, I started the sophisticated gene.”
“Boom! That’s what I’m talking about!”
“Ain’t no shame in that game.”
I’m about to go crazy redneck up in here. Yee-haw!”

Jase Says:
“Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with extension cords and duct tape.”
“RV to us stands for Redneck Vacation.”
“In the south, road kill is a rednecks paycheck.”
“When you don’t know what you are doing, you might as well do it quickly.”
“Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.”

Phil Says:
“Happy, happy, happy!”
“I’m a low tech guy in a high tech world.”
“Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.”
“Where I live, I AM 911.”
“Now we’re cooking with peanut oil!”

Uncle Si Says:
“How you like me now, Jack?”
“I’m down like a rodeo clown.”
“Do we look like beauty contestants to you?”
“Work hard, laugh hard, that’s what I always say, Jack.”
“It’s automatic, hey can mean yes, hey can mean maybe, hey could mean no. The bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.”

Available AUGUST 29TH!

Quack, quack, quack.